Miss Emily Litella welcomes national poetry moth

What’s all this fuss I hear about national poetry moth?
Who is this moth? What kind of a caterpillar was it?
When did it metamorph? Where is it flying to die?
Who has ever heard of a poetry moth?
Is it a moth in residence?
I personally would use moth balls
To get it out of my residence.

What? Huh? Month?
Oh, it’s month! National poetry month…

Never mind!